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#Only Benedict would take a newspaper to an amusement park
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LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE.
LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE.
“And exactly HOW many times did he fall out the window?”
“It’s all a bit of a blur, Detective Inspector. I lost count.”
(Source: someofuslaughsomeofuscry)
- Teacher: What do ovaries do?
- Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
- Teacher: Wat
- Class: Wat
- Me: ...I mean make eggs
(via sexanddrugsandsausagerolls)
If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr.
Ouch to the top comment!!
(Source: tumboner)
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- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
(via cassisroses)
Molly shows up looking drop-dead gorgeous. Quick, look as grumpy as possible to cast off suspicion.
(via hpliligirl)
- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
(via livlovesstuff)
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INSTANT REBLOG.Press PLAY.
INSTANT REBLOG
INSTANT REBLOG.
INSTANT REBLOG.
If you don’t reblog…
I just smiled instantly. First note. Smiled.
All my feelings. ALL OF THEM.
i think our entire generation gets chills when they hear this
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